The Dog`s Duty

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    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
    The children fell to discussing the dog`s duties.
    "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
    "No," said another, "he`s just for good luck."
    Then a third child brought the argument to a close...
    "They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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